<<<<The year is 2060>>>> > Bitcoin is $5,000,000, people ar
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Updated at: 12 hours ago
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> Bitcoin is $5,000,000, people are still stacking sats.
> Ethereum is still $2,500
> Elon Musk owns Mars, charges $DOGE for water.
> World War 25 is going on. Israel as always is still fighting.
> Nirmala Sitharaman is still the Finance Minister in India.
> India's Crypto tax is now 99% + 1% TDS
> You need Aadhaar to open a MetaMask wallet.
> WazirX is still "resolving issues with Binance"
> X turns your trades into cringe memes.
> Solana paused. Again. But only for 0.3 milliseconds this time.
> Influencers still call every token “early.”
> $DOGE flips gold. Peter Schiff ascends into a Bitcoin hater metaverse.
> Your 2060 airdrop eligibility depends on whether you liked a tweet in 2024.
> You still need to “verify your email” to get an airdrop… onchain.
> You pay rent via Uniswap swaps. Your landlord accepts $PEPE.
> Public toilet access is token-gated. $SHIT token required.
> Onchain funeral services exist. “RIP Grandpa” view tx here: 0xdead…
> Babies are now born with a DID and wallet address.","images":[],"tags":[],"tradingPairs":["DOGE/USDT"],"quotearticleid":0}